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Today, all schools reopned after a long summer vacation. In one home in our neighbourhood, early this morning, a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up, “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”

SON : “Awww Mom! I don’t want to go to school.”

MOM : “Give me two good reasons why you don’t want to go to school??”

SON : “One, all the children hate me.
Two, all the teachers hate me!!”

MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason darling. Come on, you have to go to school.”

SON : “ OK. You give me two good reasons, WHY I should go to school?”

MOM : One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old, and should understand your responsibilities!

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You are the ‘PRINCIPAL’ of the school “